
when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

The United States should have a competition called Amerivision
where the states each do a song
and whoever wins gets marijuana legalized
I don’t think the Glee writers have ever been to a graduation.
I’m not sure the Glee writers have ever been to real life.
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like